She says: "Men are like fine wines, they all start out like grapes and its our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something that you'd like to have with dinner"
He says: "Women are like fine wines. They start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind, and then turn full bodied with age until they go all sour, taste of vinegar and give you a headache."
Source: Decanter Magazine September 1999
